有趣的科技名詞縮寫

PCMCIA:
People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN:
It Still Not Working
SCSI:
System Can't See It
MIPS:
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
DOS:
Defunct Operating System
WINDOWS:
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
OS/2:
Obsolete Soon, Too
PnP:
Plug and Pray
APPLE:
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM:
I Blame Microsoft
DEC:
Do Expect Cuts
MICROSOFT:
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
CA:
Constant Acquisitions
COBOL:
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
LISP:
Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses
MACINTOSH:
Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs